Getting even

This is what one does to balance out any positive or negative gain of any kind.

Getting even:

Guy 1: you shouldn't get angry like that
Guy 2: I don't get angry I get even.

" You better wear a jacket or you'll get cold"

"I don't get cold, I get even"

"Can you get the milk out?"

"I don't get milk, I get even"

by Nathan the master of stupid July 24, 2018

Get Pab'd

When you get Pab'd by definition is when you get fucked, this is derived from the name of a man who showed 84 Students 0 mercy.

Oh man this fixed income final is going to be tough, we're gonna get Pab'd

by xxpussy360xx February 20, 2023

getting daved

planning on going out with someone named Dave for 1-2 drinks and finding yourself shitfaced at 3am looking for a burrito.

I didn't plan on getting daved by Dave Polak last night.

by Scott Nedved June 7, 2018

Get a life

The go to insult for people after a tryhard beats them in a video game.

*Tryhard kills Person in a game while on Vc*
Person: “Get a life!”

by A person125 April 9, 2023

Get back to work

Me: You should get back to work you monkey
Monkey slave watermelon eater: Ooga booga banana (edging)

Get back to work is typically used when telling your slave to work at the cotton fields

by TheGreatBananaMan January 11, 2024

Getting yanged

Needing food stamps after getting a PhD.

I am getting yanged after this postdoc. Hopefully, I will get a couple of adjunct positions at the local community colleges in the fall.

by teezzy October 20, 2012

Getting poptarted

The act of being jizzed on then having multi colored sprinkles poured on you.

When I was done screwing her I told her she was getting poptarted.

by Madcow81 January 2, 2017