Rubying a pan

Burning the shit out of a pan when making food, especially Mac n’ Cheese.

Alternate: When you burn your hand on a pan and it puts you in a sour mood for the night.

Oh did you guys see what Jaime did? She was totally Rubying a pan and it was fucked for the rest of the night!

by Benedictionary August 18, 2023

Pan

The abbreviation for “Pussy ass nigga”
Commonly used by those on twitter and instagram

MAN FUCK DAVE THAT PAN ATE MY FRIES

“Lets go beat the shit outta that pan”

by Im lit December 1, 2019

PAN

Abbreviation for Pussy Ass Nigga

Man he a PAN I would’ve been beat that nigga the moment he tried that shit with me

by 1nOnlyZK March 25, 2024

pan broil

the act of ejaculating on a sunburn and then licking it off.

On our trip to the beach Roberto decided to pan broil Kat.

by bellapunta21 June 10, 2007

Settlers of El Pan

A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.

Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"

Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."

by Acexzy September 23, 2020

pan-nihilism

Paradigm in which ontology--co-located with epistemology--originates in the future.

Proffers that pan-ontology, global-illumination-that-effects-local-illumination, actually emerges from the past.

In pan-nihilism: emergence-of-uncountability and limina (structure-of-time) are co-located in the future.

Pan-nihilism is a repudiation of historical materialism.

by metawave May 30, 2020

Pan

When a person is majority white and they still try to claim there hispanic side

Logan is 70 percent white but still claims his hispanic more

by Johnson385 July 19, 2023