Politically Depressed

Principled people feel an unshakable, deep depression set in when the wrong politics is winning in their government or culture.

That person is “politically depressed”.

After xyz won the election, I’m in a haze, daze, and/or stupor. I honestly feel politically depressed. In the clinical sense of that word. He’s been in office for YEARS and I still can’t shake the deep depression that has set in.

by Sue Denim September 4, 2020

Political Piglet

A Politician who Moves from one Political Party to Another

Joseph is a Political Piglet, Because he cant settle in one political Party

by LucaT September 17, 2020

Politics

A bunch of old men whining over who gets control of the big red button

"Did you hear the news?"
"No, what happened?"
"Some orange peel just bombed half of Nigeria!"
"Man, fuck politics"

by sauceyassmonkey September 18, 2020

Politics

Where bald guys fight because of a video of a fat kid eating Cheetos.

“Fuckin weaboos, politics suck!!!!”

by Them Hussar 👀 September 18, 2020

Politics

When grown ass adults fight over which colorful animal they like.

NO MY RED ELEPHANT IS BETTER THAN YOUR BLUE DONKEY! NO MY BLUE DONKEY IS WAY BETTER! Politics is fucking stupid.

by comradenazi September 23, 2020

Politism

Politism is discrimination or prejudice against a person or a group of people based on their political views.

Example of politism:
- Look at those stupid demoRATS.

Another example of politism:
- All trump supporters are racist fascist anti-maskers.

by Mea3a November 8, 2020

political beatnik

person, particularly a reporter, that feels the need to obsess on a political issue in a superficial way while other people are trying to accomplish an important task or series of task that is, at best, tangentially related to the political issue

Hey man, that's for you political beatniks to ponder. We're a football team, man. You're asking us about middle ground, you're asking us about right or left...We are a football group. That's what you guys don't understand. We don't care, largely professionally speaking. We have personal opinions, yes.

by TheOtherMikeTomlin September 28, 2017