cupcake liners

when you need to wipe your ass but you ran out of coffee filters.

boyfriend: hey I just used the last coffee filter and it's an emergency....
girlfriend: don't worry, I think we still have cupcake liners.

by miss.slappy.nugget April 11, 2015

Cupcake Cock-Clown

A cupcake cock clown, is a faggot that dresses as a clown with a cupcake.

Sarge: ALL I GOT WAS YOU CUPCAKE COCK-CLOWNS AND A SIDE ORDER OF FUCK NUGGETS.

by AttackOnCrack June 29, 2018

cupcake trap

A cupcake trap is a dude who looks like he definitely likes kids.

Person A: Bruh look at that guy he looks like a creep
Person B: Yeah, that's a cupcake trap if I've ever seen one

by boogersarefunny May 6, 2025

Creamy Cupcake

A Creamy Cupcake is a girl with such irresistibly edible frosting (pheromone rich smegma) that no man can resist the taste thereof.

And it is NOT just their frosting's induced culinary experience, but also the Neuroendophysiological spin it gives the dude's brain, and through the pituitary via his testes, his enhanced libido and testosterone level.

Dude #1: I was with that new Creamy Cupcake from human resources Friday and her frosting was so sweet, and it gave me a boner that lasted the whole three day weekend

Dude #2: I understand, she left her locker unlocked in the gym........I just licked that Creamy Cupcake's frosting from her panties.... ...I had such a boner the next day... ...I had to call in sick.

Dude #1: I still dream that I am hearing her Erotic Refrain!

Dude #2: I cannot wait to get the wrapper off that Creamy Cupcake.

by MadDrJeckel II May 25, 2023

pick up a cupcake

To make sexual advances towards a minor. The term was coined after YouTuber EDP445 was caught in a sting operation where he thought he's be meeting up with a 13-year-old girl, for sex

EDP: Well, I was actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake, and then go back home.

by Purplax November 22, 2024

baby cupcake

something a ginger singer/songwriter named chase goehring calls people now idk

"Don't knock it till you try it baby cupcake"

by Insert Names Here December 27, 2014

cupcakes

an endearing description of a small butt

I think big cake (ass) is over rated i much prefer cupcakes.

by Φίλο March 23, 2021