Shrek

A beautiful sexy man.

Shrek- “ it’s like an onion it’s got layers”

by Qazxswedcvfrtgbnh January 24, 2021

Shrek 5

The sequel to Shrek 4, but it is gonna be bad cuz there too many Shrek movies

Friend: Wanna see Shronket the third
Me: No cuz they replaced it with Shrek 5
All: EWW

by OOFA_BOOFA February 27, 2019

shrek

the seggsiest person to be alive

person 1: woah is that shrek?
person 2: omg yes he is so seggsy

by Gdydudyeuejehfheheyry457 December 9, 2020

Shrek

A mixture of Coors beer and pickle juice garnished with a pickle.

Person A: What are you drinking?
Person B: A fresh Shrek!
Person A: like the movie

Person B: lol yea

by Johnny wu2 February 21, 2022

Shrek's Swamp

You should not have come into this corner of the internet shrek's swamp is sacred and you shall never pass or he will ogre power you

I heard some people got super shrekt in Shrek's Swamp

by Bennyt0719 September 10, 2018

Shrek

Daddy Shrek is the overlord of the world. Fuck midget bowl cut farquad and worship daddy Shrek. Shrek is life, Shrek is life.

Shrek is daddy.

by ShrekLover01 June 1, 2023

Shrek

man's voice Once upon a time

in a kingdom far, far away,

the king and queen were blessed

with a beautiful baby girl.

And throughout the land,

everyone was happy...

until the sun went down

and they saw that their daughter was

cursed with a frightful enchantment

that took hold each and every night.

Desperate, they sought the help

of a fairy godmother

who had them lock the young princess

away in a tower,

there to await the kiss...

of the handsome Prince Charming.

horse whinnies

It was he who would chance

the perilous journey

through blistering cold

and scorching desert

traveling for many days and nights,

risking life and limb

to reach the Dragon's keep.

crows caw

For he was the bravest,

and most handsome...

in all the land.

And it was destiny that his kiss

would break the dreaded curse.

He alone would climb to the highest room

of the tallest tower

to enter the princess's chambers,

cross the room to her sleeping silhouette,

pull back the gossamer curtains

to find her... gasps

What?

- Princess... Fiona?

- No!

sighs relief Oh, thank heavens.

Where is she?

- She's on her honeymoon.

- Honeymoon? With whom?

- She's on her honeymoon.

- Honeymoon? With whom?

Counting Crows: Accidentally In Love

So she said

what's the problem, baby?

What's the problem?

I don't know

Well, maybe I'm in love

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shrek is the best

by silentknight_02 February 19, 2020