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strawberry short kook

A member of the Otter Popstars band

The red otter pop

Artist of "Save the Day" and "Place in my Heart"
Jared thinks Amber is awesome even though her favorite otter pop is Strawberry Short Kook, while he prefers Pancho Punch.
by ambercrombi August 3, 2005
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Strawberry Smurf

A type of "prefanity" (predicted profanity) invented by Gabe and Tycho, the writers of Penny Arcade, who foresee its use in the future on XboxLive. The phrase's meaning can only be speculated upon, but it almost certainly will be derogatory.
OMG, what a noob. Gtfo you strawberry smurf!
by CaptPlanet July 22, 2009
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Lumpy Strawberry Milkshake

To enjoy a lovely Lumpy Strawberry Milkshake you need the following>

A woman with a heavy menstual flow,
Several willing males
and finally you,

Start by getting the woman started with a male sexual partner, proceed until all of the men have ejactulated into her vagina, by now the seman should have mixed with the menstrual blood and discarded placenta, being sure that she has kept every drop inside.

prepare by getting the woman held up and ready for transport, continue by lying on your back with your mouth open, start by tipping the woman vagina near to your mouth ready for the mixture.
Ahh that lumpy Strawberry Milkshake was refreshing, but i did'nt taste any strawberry!
by cockrippedofbyajewishmerchant February 23, 2011
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alaskin strawberry shortcake

the act of bringing a girl in the snow punching her in the nose giving her a bloody putting the bloody snow on your penis and having her eat it
yo that bitch was being a whore so i fuckin alaskin strawberry shortcaked her
by Sabadu Buhhr September 14, 2012
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strawberry

a young man that stands girls up. more than likely has never kissed a girl. these usually spend most of their time playing video games rather than even pretending to give a shit about their girlfriend. have extremely good bodies and make their girlfriends want them really badly, but usually break their hearts.
I really wanted to see my strawberry tonight, but I guess he's at his house playing call of duty.
by Strawberryless March 1, 2009
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chocolate strawberry

when you take a shit on a girls chest and then stab her in the heart
shit man i got convicted of murder when i was just tryin to have some fun givin my girl a chocolate strawberry.
by juby1009 December 3, 2010
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strawberry sex

me and megan have strawberry sex every night
by matt69 July 12, 2004
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