Coochie Shower

A shower exclusively targeting your stanky vagina.

Rhymes with: Coochie Power

Tifinella: "Hey, where are you off to?"
Jessica: "I was at the DMV for hours and I gotta take a coochie shower before I meet up with Brad and Chad."

by Funky Worm November 30, 2022

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belfast shower

Washing one-self quickly using the sink

Did you shower this morning? No I just had a quick belfast shower this morning

by Lurganboy243 June 11, 2018

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Douchebag Shower

The act of spraying oneself with body spray in lieu of an actual shower. Though not exclusive to males prevalence among females is lacking.

Tim: "Oh Jesus Christ I can't breathe!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"

by FriarChicken October 12, 2011

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vampire shower

It's when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and it gets all over your face. Related: golden shower

Damn dude, clean your face off. I can tell you like vampire showers.

by Yasdnilnadroj June 16, 2017

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When jerking off at the end of your shower, having turned on the cold water only. You finish the shower refreshed and ready to crush your corporate drones and dominate the competitive landscape.

This term mostly used in startups.

I’ll be 5 min late for the meeting as I’m about to have my CEO shower.

My CEO shower this morning left me energized to rule the day.

by Bossmandingo July 10, 2022

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sharted shower

When you realize that you sharted, then take off your clothes, only to have the SHART affixed to your leg or legs. So you decide you have to get into the shower to wash off the shart. Next time, don't shart.

I had a sharted shower in the middle of the night after I awakened from the spicy dinner we ate with a warm sensation on my leg.

by corsendonkian May 8, 2019

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