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heavy hooker

Well bro it’s basically what little children like to call my ok friends
That’s one heavy hooker
by Add.mygmail December 15, 2017
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bar-hooker

Someone who sits at bars and engages in conversation in order to gain more sales of beer in a bar.
Oh hes got great conversation and entertaining and before you know they drank 6 pale ales just listening to him what a bar-hooker.
by burslem December 24, 2021
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Hookers Neck

Painful condition caused from repeated back-and-forth head movements.
I had three clients today and sucked so much dick I’m really suffering from hookers neck.
by LAKruger October 14, 2021
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Hooker

A prostitute waiting on the side of he road to get picked up by someone in a nice car that wants to have sex
by Melisa may November 4, 2017
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Hookered

To get scammed. You think you’re getting one thing and get another. Ol’ switcharoo. Proper fucked.
That dr said my appointment was at 9:15 and he didn’t see me till 11. That asshole hookered me
by Adachaliee April 8, 2021
mugGet the Hookeredmug.

Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.
Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."
by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014
mugGet the Hooker Shoesmug.

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