Hookeritis

Suffering or recovering from any storm of infectious diseases one would contract in the act and/or work of hooking ; see also: hookering , hooking, slanging the kitty, I.e. prostitution.

*+Items must be cleansed and sanitized to disinfect the virus from the object or premises.**

1. I had to re-disinfect my bong for hookeritis, after that skank ho put her lips on it.

2. I was bound to get hookeritis twerking and grinding all up on exert cutie on the dance floor.

by MamaBel31 November 21, 2022

Sunday Hooker

Someone who is ugly or when you look bad.

Mary: How do I look?
Joe: You look like a sunday hooker.

by burning_bush June 15, 2010

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Hooker

Anyone with an Only Fans because they sell themselves for satisfaction and that is a sex exchange

Julia the hooker eats Jasmine’s pussy and then they sell their Only Fans pics to horny men

by lilbananahoe June 22, 2021

Hookered

To get scammed. You think you’re getting one thing and get another. Ol’ switcharoo. Proper fucked.

That dr said my appointment was at 9:15 and he didn’t see me till 11. That asshole hookered me

by Adachaliee April 8, 2021

cancer hooker

One who sells their body to make-a-wish to help kids with cancer get laid before the die

“Where do you work now?”
“I’m helping the kids! I’m a cancer hooker!”

by Paul Phinebaum June 4, 2021

Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.

Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."

by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014