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Midnight dinner

(Noun). A meal eaten late in the night upon the assumption that the feast consumed earlier that evening was lunch.
Usually a byproduct of smoking marijauna.
Friend 1: Whoa dude, your looking quite tubby as of late.
Friend 2: I know bro, need to cut back on those midnight dinners.
Friend 1: Yea, you and my girlfriend.
by chunkemunkee August 20, 2013
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Oaty Dunker

When a man has sex with a girl who is lubed up with another man’s man fat, his penis is now referred to as an 'oaty dunker', because he has stirred another man’s porridge…
Big Dave, “Oh man, I was with Katie last night, it was great! What a filth bag
Little Jonny, “No way man, me too! I went in straight after you, then afterwards she cleaned my oaty dunker with her mouth. Total filth!”
by drm201 September 27, 2015
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nice dinner

i just had a very nice dinner with my wife
by 2345678765456 February 18, 2019
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Pre Fuck Dinner

Also know as a PFD. It's not a date, it's a dinner given out to a soon to be sexual partner just before getting it in. Usually given to women of the slutty disposition, the worth of Pre Fuck Dinners are proportional to how one values the person one will dine with, or even just their genitalia.
Jon: *brings out iPhone and shows Alex picture of super hot chick* I'm going on a date with Sarah tonight.
Alex: This is no date! That chick is fucking hot! Best not get her a Happy Meal on this Pre Fuck Dinner, otherwise you'll never bone her.
by Wigglytuft What Whaaaaaat? December 27, 2011
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Delaware Candle-lit dinner

Inserting a lit candle into the anus and proceeding with oral pleasure.
Nothing like mowing the lawn after a Delaware candle-lit dinner.”
-Kal
by Varietyjake July 22, 2018
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Thanksgiving Dinner

Begin by preparing some mashed potatoes and hot gravy. Next dress as a pilgrim and your partner as an indian. Next Paint your penis to look like a turkey. Apply the hot gravy to the woman's snatch and lather the mashed potatoes over her tits. Proceed to insert your turkey penis into the woman's gravy covered vag. Enjoy your thanksgiving dinner.
Last night was crazy man. James mom paid me to have thanksgiving dinner at her house last night. Mashed potatoes and moist gravy.
by James mom June 8, 2010
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catfish dinner

Floatin down the flint river, catch us up a little catfish dinner.

He likes to go down & eat the catfish dinner.
by ChongaIntelect June 27, 2014
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