Jimmy Carter (1 Oct 1924 - 28 May 1997) is a vile douschebag known as "history's greatest monster" according to the simpsons. He organized Al Queda and cheated on his wife, Rosalynn Carter (27 Aug 1927 - 28 May 1997) passed away at funny number years old. Jimmy was too busy touching the boobies of other hoes who are definitely NOT Rosalyn when in Oval Office causing the economy of the late '70s to fall apart. Besides infidelity, Carter viciously killed 9 people in Operation Sand eagle because he was angry they didn't give him his fried watermelon and vanilla ice cream on time. He did nothing but talk about public portapoties toilets for his 16 year long post presidency. He also was responsible for building Barack Obama (future president b. Aug 4, 1961) in a ran down Taiwanese factory.
by FugginPARODYbro June 19, 2025
Get the Jimmy Cartermug. Dude look at that Carter!
by Giraffe on a bench December 28, 2018
Get the Cartermug. Carter is very gay
by Shlotty Cameron February 8, 2019
Get the Cartermug. Bitchless theater kid, often toyed with and used for male validation because that's the closest thing to hoes he will ever have
Hey is that "Carter" over there?
Yeah you can tell because of his Gorillaz shirt and sucking his own dick
Yeah you can tell because of his Gorillaz shirt and sucking his own dick
by Carterhater420 November 21, 2021
Get the Cartermug. He's so bad at everything. He has negative rizz. He has absolutely no value. He's a short blonde white motherfucker. He has milkyway bars for lunch, average American am I right? He's not smart and an absolute lunatic.
by bhfgsd January 20, 2023
Get the Cartermug. by John donogibo April 5, 2022
Get the Cartermug. by Ericeeta February 28, 2017
Get the carter and rosiemug.