august 2020

The only month in 2020 that nothing bad happens

guy 1: dang is already September nothing bad happened in august 2020 weird right
guy 2:i know

by a_gay_priest_who_has_a_stand September 4, 2020

27 August

National slap your bestfriend day

You: slaps friend*
Friend: why did you slap me?
You: it’s 27 August National slap your best friend day!

by weird.quotes_ December 16, 2021

August 24th

National spend money on sam day

August 24th I’m a slut wassup.

by menobody328 July 29, 2020

August 21

The day a legendary mf named Erik Montes was born

: “Wake up its august 21st”

“What happens today?”

“ERIK WAS BORN TODAY”

by Wikipedia facts 101 October 11, 2021

August 19

August 19th is national Kiss Your Boyfriend Day. Today is the day that you should kiss your boyfriend. If you don't then you are a bad person.

Josh: Oh my gosh! Todays August 19th!
Tyler: What's so special about that?
Josh: It's National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day!

Tyler: Really?
Josh: Yeah!
Tyler: Well I guess that means *smooch*

by Tiktok: vibes._.char August 18, 2022

August 15

National 'get drunk and have sex with your friend' day <3

x: hey wanna drink smth tonight?
y: oh no it's august 15 i know u wanna fuck me dumbass

by bluescreenbl August 14, 2023

August 18th

National sleepover day from the 18th-19th of August. Official, all parents should allow their kids to have a sleepover.

"Me and ____ want to have a sleepover."
"No"
"But today is August 18th!"
"Oh then ok!"

by nationaldayz.. August 18, 2022