One slice dice

When taking a shit and mid way of it coming out you contract your schpincter muscle cutting the turd in one go resulting in a ghost wipe

Person 1: Hey bro, I just did a one slice dice
Person 2: What cut your panini in one go?
Person 1: Nah, cut my shit in half with my asshole and didn’t need to wipe

by forgetaboutitv2 February 25, 2026

Homie one

Something tragic or heartbreaking. Usually coming unexpectedly.

boy 1: wagnuhhh are the rumours truuuue?
boy 2 (Wagner): unfortunately yes, it's hella homie one.

by BalconyBoy123 March 1, 2026