The Ancient One

An old creature roaming the surf servers looking for its prey.

The Ancient One is coming! Watch out!
Oh no, quick, change to server 4!

by FeuerHydrant22 July 8, 2021

One inch, One second

To nut within a second of the moment of contact.

My girlfriend just One inch, One second'd me, I'm feeling nervous right now..

by Cerin Kagan January 11, 2026

one-beamer

Someone who’s car only has one headlight because the other one’s bulb is burn out, meant to be used in a negative connotation

Look at that one-beamer; I’m surprised he can see the road at all!

by joshington456 January 11, 2026

Good One Stu

A proper response to someone saying something stupid. Usually someone not very smart who says something they think is funny, but it really is not at all.

Stu: I used to get all the women in high school when i blew on my tuba. "Good one Stu".

by Rzitup January 12, 2026

Push one's car off the road

To stop someone from ruining your plan and calling or asking someone else for help

Push one's car off the road
My dad didn't wanna make the hot dogs for Anna's birthday tomorrow, so I pushed his car off the road and asked my grandpa to get me the stuff to make the hot dogs instead.

by Englishwordmaker January 12, 2026

Minus one

The person you would never bring. The opposite of your plus one.

Hey man, are you gonna bring Ginny to the wedding with you?
No way, man, she's my minus one. Great for a booty call, but I'm not introducing her to my family.

by The Obscure Gryphon January 16, 2026