I like you for who you are

1) A more nice and polite way of telling someone you are not physically or sexually attractive to them.

2) An expression often used to woo or try to get in someone's pants.

3) The person's outward appearance doesn't mean shit to you, and you truely care only for the person they are inside.

1) "Jonh, it doesn't matter that you have a giant mole spourting hairs, I like you for who you are."

2) "Anna, I'm not only in this relationship to have sex. I like you for who you are. Now can we have sex?"

3) "Hanna, do you really love me? I look like a retired sumo wrestler..."

"It doesn't matter, Hank, I like you for who you are. Now where is your thong anyways?"

by Sharry May 27, 2004

IF! you know what i mean

an innuendo meaning something sexual or bad... but not

Teacher: okay give me that piece of wood right there
Student: OHHHh ill give you that piece of wood.... IF! you know what i mean

Teacher to Student: your report came up a little short....IF! you know what i mean

by zak barsuglia July 19, 2009

i love you like a brother

The single most insulting phrase you can hear from a girl. Meaning that you have no chance of ever getting any from them.

Girl: "I love you like a brother"
Boy: "wtf! stfu."

by Anonymous Passenger April 1, 2007

i can t hear broke

u dont want to talk , or listen to someone who doesn t have what u have .

most of the time said to ppl who have wired headphones & not airpods

aniya ( w/ wired apple headphones : hey girl
me ( w/ airpods in ) : sorry , i can t hear u . my bad i can t hear broke

by hekdnfmfbff February 18, 2019

I wanna eat yo dick

A famous lyric from cupcakKe's "Deepthroat".

"Lick lick lick lick lick (I lick) I wanna eat yo dick"

~cupcakKe

by TheRealUnkn0wn June 10, 2019

why do i need you

Because u are amazing u are the one thing that people are still alive today for u r the reason i am who i am today

Why do i need you? because u r everything and everything will change when ur gone

by live as long as u can June 20, 2019

Hello, I am Under the Water

Hello, how are you? I am under the water. Please help me. I am drowning. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"Did you see that Indian?"
"Yea what did he say?"
"he said 'Hello, I am under the water.'"

by amogusdripotion May 22, 2021