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German oven

Is the action of pushing your Jewish sexual partner under the bed sheets then realising poisonous gas under the bed sheets and waiting for her to either to fall unconscious or to die then raping her or committing necrophilla whilst yelling Seig heil.
I found I was dating a Jew so I gave her a german oven and raped the hell out of her
by Bois club August 10, 2016
mugGet the German ovenmug.

Double oven

She havin' herself some Double Oven
by adsm80 November 25, 2018
mugGet the Double ovenmug.

Down oven

The act of entrapping noxious fart(s) underneath a down comforter, which allows for the build up of odor until the comforter is lifted by an unsuspecting partner; releasing the aforementioned odor into their face. In effect a time lapsed or extended Dutch oven.
I had been farting sporadically for an hour or so, when I rolled over and lifted the comforter and he realized the full force of my down oven.
by crock pot betty November 25, 2011
mugGet the Down ovenmug.

Oven sex

oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth
Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before
by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022
mugGet the Oven sexmug.
Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
mugGet the You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the ovenmug.

ovenable

A food that can be cooked in the oven , either gas or electic. Any product that can be cured or cooked in an oven such as playdough / pre-pared takeaway meals.
Te boy asked his mother " Hey mum is this ovenable as he held up a supermarket single serve plastic wrapped saugage roll"
by Cookeroo July 24, 2021
mugGet the ovenablemug.

cookin' onions in the oven

The act of stuffing a girls vagina full of onions, and then proceeding to eat her out until all the onions are gone.
Luke: Hey man, have you seen the onions around?

Tyler: Ya, sorry! I was cookin' onions in the oven with my gf last night!
by Not Mike M November 15, 2013
mugGet the cookin' onions in the ovenmug.

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