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Jasmine

a: 'Where's Jasmine? We're supposed to leave the party together.'
b: 'Is that her? Sitting on the couch with all the guys?'
a: 'Shit, I should've known.'
by alsdkjfsd August 23, 2025
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THE CUTEST GIRL!
jasmines are such smarty's they're so adorable so cutie patootie and so damn perfect
they brighten your day with their beautiful smile and their even prettier hair.
but most importantly, jasmine's are gorgeous on the INSIDE and what more could you ever ask for from a person?
"How's life"
"brilliant with jasmine in it x"
by ThatOneDude216 December 3, 2025
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Jasmine is a beautiful woman who has the biggest crush on the Grinch. His long feathery fingers cause her spine to shiver and her toes to curl. Jasmine’s ideal role play is with a man in a green suit. If Jasmine is ever having a bad day, just be lean, act mean, and wear green. But don’t steal her ice cream.
Oh, have you met the Grinch’s wife? That’s Jasmine, over there by the ice cream.
by Globe Traveler November 22, 2021
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Jasmine

Jasmine is a beautiful woman who has the biggest crush on the Grinch. His long feathery fingers cause her spine to shiver and her toes to curl. Jasmine’s ideal role play is with a man in a green suit. If Jasmine is ever having a bad day, just be lean, act mean, and wear green. But don’t steal her ice cream.
Oh, have you met the Grinch’s wife Jasmine yet? There she is by the ice cream!
by Globe Traveler November 22, 2021
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Jasmine

Jasmine is a beautiful woman who has the biggest crush on the Grinch. His long feathery fingers cause her spine to shiver and her toes to curl. Jasmine’s ideal role play is with a man in a green suit. If Jasmine is ever having a bad day, just be lean, act mean, and wear green. But don’t steal her ice cream.
OMG have you met the Grinch’s wife Jasmine yet? There she is, by the dessert bar!
by Globe Traveler November 22, 2021
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Jasmin

A person who is very annoyed by others posting their urban dictionary name
Jasmin is very annoyed
by Imbored420 November 23, 2021
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Jasmine

A loud mouth fuck who has too much to say for themselves. Gets their nose in everyone else business and is a massive twat. Doesn’t fit in very well and sticks out like a sore thumb. They are also a freak of nature that need a good slap to be put in their place
A jasmine is a nosy twat that with just her presence alone pisses everyone off.
by Boomboot5000 November 23, 2021
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