Columbian Doctor

A Columbian Doctor is an individual who leads the physical process of creating cocaine. A drug scientist.

Tyler: "Whoa dude, did you see the news last night? They busted up a huge cocaine ring down south and even caught a couple Columbian Doctors that were heading up the operations!"

Ben: "Wait, what?"

Tyler: "Drug scientists, you know, right?"

by TRPooper September 4, 2011

doctor doom

Funny dude on twitter
He mains doctor doom on fn lol

look its doctor doom from twitter!

Hes really cool man!

by BurnoutBiker October 7, 2020

Doctor Sparta Smack Backs

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Doctor Sparta Smack Backs

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Rocker Doctor

A doctor of loose moral standing who frequents concerts, house parties, and hotel rooms (especially in cities known for partying e.g. Reno, NV). These individuals frequently perform minor procedures and provide illicit prescription drugs to attendees at these events.

The Rocker Doctor is on his way with the Benzos.

by PartykidXO December 14, 2018

Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills

In other words, you're dead no matter what u do. Cause the doctor is coming

by Doc is coming for u February 16, 2020

An Asshole Doctor

When your elderly Aunt argues with your mother about medical stuff and they interject their belief that their doctor is superior to another's.

Mickey, I don't care what you doctor says, I don't need a cardiogram.
Well you know what Edna, you fucking have "An Asshole Doctor" on your hands.

by Lunchboxx69721 December 18, 2020

Doctor Vetorkian

Veterinarian who moonlights making house calls to euthanize pets.

We wanted our dog put down in the comfort of his bed, surrounded by family, so I called Doctor Vetorkian.

submitted by [e-mail] aka WIZARD OF ODDS

by Wizard of Odds February 6, 2025