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duck puppy

A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal endemic to eastern Australia, including Tasmania.

See Platypus
Person 1: "That duck puppy is just sitting there."
Person 2: "Yeah, they don't do much."
by DuckPuppyLover69 November 25, 2016
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To giant ducks

A verb, perfect for when you want to turn someone down and confuse them at the same time.

A verb ideal for when you don't have plans but need to say you do.
Mark: "Hey, wanna grab some coffee later?"
Janie: "I'm sorry, I have to giant ducks, I'm swamped."

Teacher: "Where were you yesterday? Skipping class?"
Student: "No, no, of course not, I had to giant ducks."

Parent's note: "Please excuse Shelby from school tomorrow, she will have to giant ducks."
by Quacktastic11047 June 18, 2011
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Duck Moment

Use this term when someone is being an absolute chad. Often said when someone is getting lots of bitches or just having mega chad behaviour.
Person 1: Yo they were having a whole ass Duck Moment
Person 2: They were really thinking like the top g
by AndrewTate’sCar August 31, 2022
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Puddle Duck

(term, apparently only used in some places on the island of Newfoundland)

Someone who is not doing what they could be doing. Normally specific to the situation.

Used normally as a nudge to take action. To point out something someone is doing or not doing, or could be doing.

Like a duck sitting in a puddle. Ducks can waddle, swim and fly, explore the whole world but this particular duck is sitting in a puddle.
"Great wide world to explore, stop being a Puddle Duck."

"You aren't happy on your relationship, stop being a Puddle Duck."

"Ready to go there Puddle Duck? We are waiting on you."
by Spacegoatee December 1, 2020
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Watering the duck

An act where a woman puts her vagina in a cascading stream of water (typically in the bath tub, but any stream will do) in order to stimulate the clitoris in an act similar to manual masturbation.
Your sister came out of the bathroom after the water was running for a while, I wonder if she was watering the duck?
by Evo Josh November 30, 2017
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Nigger Duck

A duck that can waddle/ run fast, swim slow, and cannot fly.
Man did you see that nigger duck in the pond yesterday?
by Brenden poop April 6, 2020
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Dumb duck

by Blood red yt August 25, 2020
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