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Crusty Raccoon

When your partner is eating your ass and you blow a righteous aroma of shit out and it gives them pink eyes.
“What happened to your face, Steph?”
“My fucking boyfriend gave me a crusty raccoon!”
by Zero_G93 July 8, 2023
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Crusty

An adjective/noun to describe alternative types that move to West Cork in Ireland in search of a more holistic, bucolic lifestyle but end up as unwashed, undereducated burnouts who think the odds are stacked against them but, in reality, they are man-children who fail to acknowledge that their own actions have consequences
Man 1: that hippi young wan that moved to Ballydehob from the UK is a proper crusty - she always smells like a sack of turpentine
by $Piderman2099 December 26, 2020
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CRUSTY

crusty is used for many things, first of all for crusty hands, crusty lips, crusty BOOTY HOLE, crusty love, crusty ambition, and crusty loners. Crusty is an inspirational word. Also used in bikini bottom. You can use it for love or to refer to some one ugly.
That gurl is hella crusty
Heyyyyy crustiessss
I hate you crusty bitch
by TheBigD... March 27, 2019
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crusty

A word to describe someone who is ratchet, grody, annoying or just gross. Peaches is the CEO of crusty.
Leshawna: Aye play Just Dance with me, hoe!
Harold: No.

Leshawna: FINE. You and your crusty ass can leave.
by total drama fan 101 May 16, 2020
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Dirty crusty lesbian

A lesbian who plays local women’s afl for an outter suburbs team. This individual will also be in office administration and drive a suv
by anonymous May 30, 2025
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crusty dot

When you eat bread crumbs from the inside of a vagina
I went down on my girlfriend she had some bread crumbs so we just did a crusty dot
by Turtle Titan 4 July 30, 2016
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crusty leftovers

When you go for a crap, and bits of the turd gets stuck to your asscrack hair, dry up and go crusty.
Sam: Dude I'm going for a bath gotta wash my ass. I've got crusty leftovers from last night's curry.
Dan: Overshare Dude.
by Ihavecrustyleftovers69 July 18, 2016
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