That Blonde

Another name for Taylor Swift. Usually used by reasonable people who don't think she's anything special and shouldn't be idolized.

Mindy: omg omg omg I TOTALLY want tickets to Taylor Swifts era's tour!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Morty: You know what Mindy I'm not getting you tickets and I sure as hell don't see why you'd bend over for THAT BLONDE.

by crudmonkey December 26, 2023

blonde harry

A bitch as nigga who is better than actually Harry and I'm staning him because Harry decided to go be a hoe and go on a yatch with Kendall Jenner mkay mkay thanks Harold but you can keep you love I got blonde Harry to keep me company

Im a blonde Harry Stan

by I Stan blonde Harry 🖕🏻 April 13, 2016

Blonde Goober

Blonde goobers are people are usually taken by marg evans . Blonde goobers are classic blondies, hockey players and sexy gods.

"Oh look its marg and a blonde goober, classic."

by MARG BAES August 13, 2019

The Blonde Paradox

Blonde women come naturally stupid

Y/n: That makes no sense!
Y/n2: she’s experiencing the Blonde paradox

by Evanafex January 31, 2023

Blonde Bob Baddie

Someone who has a blonde Bob and slays everyday. Not everyone with a blonde Bob can be a blonde Bob baddie,it’s a lifestyle not a hair style.

Liv is my favourite blonde Bob baddie!

by Iconicblondebob June 11, 2022

Beacon blonde

A very bright blonde haired person who you can see for mile

Wow hake is such a beacon blonde

by Jwi8sp94 March 23, 2020

briefcase blonde

Briefcase Blonde:
A term usually used by Black men to describe a professional blonde that is now his submissive or slave, and is devoted to him.

"I've got me my Briefcase Blonde, and for her, there is no goin' back now that she's had Black."

by Regulas Prime October 4, 2020