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Blake

Blake's are usually very blonde with nearly white hair. They smoke cones every-night and love not party and destroy pussy. Blake is a dumb cunt but can be smart at times. Blake is one of the best friends to have.
Kath - "OMG Blake are you sure you're gonna have another line you already had 9 within the past hour?!"
Blake - "Nosh brudda, I still haven't snorted the coke yet"
by Snowman420 September 3, 2019
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In Blake

To fall in love, most of the time at college for the typical college guy. When a girl falls "In Blake," she usually rejects her past and is so in love that she can't think of anyone else.
Dude 1: Hey man, have you talked to Sally lately?

Dude 2: Naw, She's so In Blake. I haven't seen her since fall term.
by nothingissound69 September 6, 2010
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Blake

The most unattractive male name in human existence
Usually used by rich white boys that like to flex
Person1: Hey, don't be a Blake....
A Blake:*pulls out 200 dollars to flex*
Person1:Bro, Chill...
by robloxianKidDeath September 14, 2018
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austin blake

oh look at kids hairline, he’s an austin Blake
by Yoboyyyyy67 December 10, 2018
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Blake

A funny, rude person, if you are friends with them they are very nice, this person is always attracted to one and one person only, and they are always loyal to them.
Blake is often associated with.
Ben
Jim
Sam
Jemma
Look at that Blake, what a prick” “dude you don’t know him like I do”
by Larry82737229 September 1, 2019
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Blake

the most handsome and beautiful man in the world with the best butt and private parts
Dude Blake is so cute
by Everrsabuser October 11, 2025
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Blake

A fat human being who serves no purpose other than bankrupting all you can eat buffets. Blakes have huge peperoni nipples and rape bigfoots in hotel beds. Blakes claim to have girlfriends but in reality they are Gorlocs the destroyers who might have a dick (I haven't checked). They are typically 6'0 but in width. If you see a Blake the typically take up the entire walk way. Blakes usually live paycheck to paycheck and get super excited if they find a nickel on the ground.
Person 1 - Who's that person taking up the entire hallway
Person 2 - Oh his names Blake
by Gorloc The Destroyer January 21, 2024
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