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Amanda

Amanda

When a girl cheats on boyfriend/husband with on of his his friend /roomate/coworker/his family memberor
did you hear about Derrick.? his Chick was being Amanda on him. she had sex with Frank his bestfriend while he was at work.
by Morgan big April 16, 2020
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Amanda

Amandas are people capable of both excess & moderation. They may not show their emotions readily but trust they are intelligent, deep & loving. If you have the chance befriend an Amanda, do it! You’ll have a ride or die, Best Bitches friendship, till you’re both toothless and using your walkers, laughing & swearing like sailors.

Amandas are awesome but they definitely “don’t take no mess”! Head this warning, because if they can whoop heroin addiction, they can certainly kick your ignorant ass. Amandas are the apotheosis of Bad Ass Bitch.

If you do fuck an Amanda over, pray. Amandas can hold a grudge if they feel it’s warranted. You’ll not gain their trust back easily.
Amandas are beautiful, sexy, book/street smart, hard working and charismatic. Their sarcasm & wit are nearly unparalleled.

Amandas tend to make awesome mothers. Their children will be well adjusted, model citizens, becoming Nobel Prize winners in different categories.

Amandas often choose the medical field for their careers and will be the source of joy, solace & calm to many a patient who comes under their care.

Amandas are both loving & loyal while simultaneously being able to dispense pain w/ their “fists of justice”. They make loving but jealous goddesses.

The next time you see an Amanda prostrate yourself before her glory (she’ll probably help you up blushingly afterwards...unless she’s pissed at you, at which point you might get curb stomped.

All hail AMANDA!
Girl # 1: Did you hear about the fight this morning in the stairwell?
Girl #2: yup, dumb bitch was running her mouth & had her face Amanda’ed into the wall.

Girl #1: yeah and then Ms. Facewall’s sister jumped in and had HER ass kicked too!
Girl#2:(shakes head sadly) I guess stupid runs in that family, especially if they thought they were gonna sweat Amanda. She’s not just a pretty face, she’s one bass as bitch!
by Helleana Handbasket May 16, 2020
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A person that is british and a negro claiming to not be a tsundere, when in reality is in love with his brother and is a tsundere.
OMG I hate how long it takes for amaan kewn baby zaheed to warm up to play valorant.
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amain

amain... a complete misspelling of amain

I DID IT AGAIN!!!

AMAZING
that thing was amain
by noone February 24, 2004
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Amanda

Someone with a nice big butt but is very very ugly
Look at that girl she is so amanda
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Amandaness

Loads of shit to do with a girl called Amanda
He's so into Amandaness
by Manic Manda October 1, 2016
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Amandah

Amandah, often paired with Wood, is the name for a typical teenager. Often associated with Metal music, although she is sometimes lacking the hair with which to headbang. She is usually envied by all guys but is almost always in a loving relationship.
"Did you see that Amandah!!"
"yes, shes had the oportunity to make love to Kyle Boland"
by E. W February 21, 2009
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