Trying to find a rope

the person that said this is suicidal. the rope is talking about a noose

Person A: how’s it going?
Person B: just trying to find a rope.

by Keikyo February 16, 2021

Trying to vote

I just want to vote on words

I am trying to vote

by Birdy the Wordy March 10, 2021

Trying to fit a large couch into a small car

A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.

"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"

by bonnyjizzits July 25, 2022

WATCHA TRYING TO GROPE THERE

When you're in a bed with the sexual Austinio who always finds a way to make something preverted & says "Watcha Trying to grope there while he's rubbing you're cock with his foot

Hey Baby girl Watcha trying to grope there

by GHETTO BRET BALLS July 30, 2021

just trying to hang out

how to respond when you don't want to do something that requires too much effort, or any effort at all

Friend 1: Want to go play some ball at the gym?
Friend 2: honestly, i'm "just trying to hang out" right now...

by jttho May 12, 2022

Not trying to smoke your salmon

When you aren't just telling someone what they want to hear, regardless of the truth.
When you're not praising someone to gain their favor or approval.
SImilar to: 'Not blowing smoke up your ass.'

Possible sexual reference, 'to smoke' is often used as a euphemism for performing oral sex, 'salmon' and other fish are often used to indicate a vagina.

Not trying to smoke your salmon, but I completely agree with you.
I just think that's a great idea, else i would have disagreed and called you an idiot.

by Hey Gek August 30, 2022

even uglier bitch trying to look pretty

An even uglier bitch trying to look beautiful but failing horribly

Keelan, Emily, TT, Sam ect.
These people are examples of an even uglier bitch trying to look pretty

by GreenKirby July 1, 2011