Beeting my tofu

{beating the bishop}{beating your meat} {(choking the chicken} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.

"I was beeting my tofu last night to some good ass cuckold adult content"

by The Black Plague January 23, 2019

Beets of the Southern Wild Burger

A burger that comes with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets of the Southern Wild Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Three Beets to the Wind Burger

A burger served with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Three Beets to the Wind Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Knife to Beet You Burger

A special burger that comes with thinly sliced beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Knife to Beet You Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Yeet on the beet or the fleet for the seat

Something that I made up since I was bored. You randomly say it on conversations, either online or in real life. You can spam the hell outta it whenever you’re bored and/or wanna bother people. Saying it randomly in a real life conversation is just for the fun of it. Use the phrase when needed.

example 1:

“Oh, so then she actua-“

“YEET ON THE BEET OR THE FLEET FOR THE SEAT!” I yelled.
Example 2:

“I spammed yeet on the beet or the fleet for the seat in a furry server on discord for no reason.” I said.

“What’s wrong with you and your life?” She asked

by Moaning Earrape March 2, 2019

Beet-er Late Than Never Burger

A specialized burger that's served with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beet-er Late Than Never Burger, it's served with beets!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

beet up

Put a beet up smb's ass, literally or figuratively. Also can be a noun phrase, "get a beet up smb's ass". A new way to say "kick ass". If you get a beet up your ass, you get beeted up, i.e. fail at smth drastically.

- What's up dude?
- Hooked up with a chick, but got a beet up my ass: threw up all over the place and passed out.

by Nerdy Bastard May 30, 2017