Shell gas station

A place were broke bitches go to get gas, Normally a place where drugs are sold.

Driving up in my Toyota civic and then I notice he drunk homeless dude at the Shell gas station doing heroin.

by Redsalt December 6, 2021

gas station ready

Gas stations are open all hours of the day and night. You should have your head on a pivot because these places get robbed, you can be robbed , shot at or worse. To be Gas Station Ready one must be ready both physically and mentally to handle an attack . Long and short be prepared, be in shape and be ready to run, hide or fight!

Man Coach Mike Vrabel looks like he’s Gas Station Ready ! He’s a big dude, athletic and seems like he knows how to handle a situation.Bad guys would Not fair well rolling up on him!

by King Yamayama April 11, 2024

Gas Station

A person you use to gas you up for a short amount of time so you can gain confidence to go to someone hotter, better, and cooler. Basically someone you ghost after they make you feel better about yourself.

Person 1: Hey, Emma, you make me feel really good about myself. Thanks for all the compliments.

Emma (Gas station): You’re welcome, would you still wanna go on that date next week ?

Person 1: Nah, you’re not my type, but thank you for gassing me up *hangs up pump and leaves gas station (Emma)

by Penisinspector123 January 17, 2023

Gas Station Enema

Noun.) Priming a butthole for penetration by spirting in it and sucking the spit out.

"How was your date with Bri?"
"It was great! She gave me a Gas Station Enema and swallowed it!"

by Tman6monkey December 21, 2019

gas station slut

a whore. may be used by douche bags to describe the type of person that would pay to get titty fucked.

You can both suck my whole dick you fucking gas station sluts

by pu$$y monster September 12, 2017

Gas station

A group of hot girls or a dank food place

"Costco food court is a gas station"
"There are so many hot girls at mph today, it's a gas station

by Tom cruiser March 29, 2017

gas station gogurt

A used condom that is left at a gas station preferably found in the bathroom

Man 1 “Ay I tried a gas station gogurt and I think I have hemorrhoids and aids.”

Man 2 “yeah those outta fuck you up if you don’t prepare them right.”

by Broski119 April 21, 2023