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Beacon Journal

(lee-kun yer-nal) n. A news paper thought to be so unreliable that school children are prohibited from using it as a source in their current events homework.
"Do you have any toilet paper?"
"No, but I just picked up today's copy of the Beacon Journal."
by wordsmithhomie October 7, 2016
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Beacon blonde

Juan birb is a beacon of brightness whom is Welsh. Beacon blonde
by Jwi8sp94 March 23, 2020
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beacon

a gun with a laser
1- “you a pussy bitch bro”

2- keep talkin imma bring the beacon out lil jit
by bootyscratcher69 April 6, 2021
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Dick Beacons

Another term for beautiful breasts. Much like headlights however when dick beacons are present all penises become erect. Hence the beacon calling out and they answer.
Guy 1: How did the presentation go?

Guy 2: Not good. The instructor had the Dock Beacons showing and I had a pitched tent the whole time and couldn't hide it.

Guy 1: Yeah man her dick beacons are weapons of mass seduction.
by Noremac1981 December 8, 2020
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Beacon blonde

A very bright blonde haired person who you can see for mile
Wow hake is such a beacon blonde
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reel your beacon

Angela: I need my child support! I'm done fucking around with you!

Gary: Reel your beacon, you'll get it!
by Beacon July 7, 2015
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Old Beacon

Beacon, New York before it was completely gentrified and the generations of families who grew up there were priced out of the city.
Remember when no one wanted to go to Old Beacon?

Remember when kids from other high schools would say “Ohhh, you’re from Beacon?”
by Vdubsforeal February 14, 2023
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