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Companion tension

As a friend to someone, and you try to help them out in a very tense way. Not normally a calm helpful way.
"Dee, I think you have gained some weight..."
"Dick, What is that suppoed to mean? "
"I am saying you need to cut the pounds! "
"Ah, well that's just mean, Dick! "
"No, it's called Companion tension! "
by EMjobz March 1, 2012
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Anal tension

The ability to relieve the pain of ass cramps by masterbation of d male G-spot.
by Kanye west stole my balls July 18, 2018
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A tension

aye bro you got a tension”......
by Jackfrost00 September 7, 2020
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Sexual Tension

Sexual Tension:
A strong, unspoken attraction between two people, marked by physical chemistry and emotional intensity. This can create a charged atmosphere that is noticeable to others.
For example, a redhead and a cowboy may share lingering glances, subtle touches, or close physical proximity, all hinting at mutual desire that remains unacted upon.
Sexual tension- The red head wanted Bone- In Cowboy Steak
by Turtle Cherry May 16, 2025
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Bromantic Tension

When two guy friends are talking to each other but in a way/ manner that suggests they are more than friends.

(Not a word coined by me btw, I saw it on this YouTuber XRayAlphaCharlie’s video of Jaden drinking water and put it on here)

Plz don’t misuse to spread homophobia.
“Nah those two guys over there talking ‘bout “stop touching me” are giving off bromantic tension”
by hanksi April 8, 2025
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Tension Porn

Tension porn: boobs about to burst, tight clothing, tight belly expansion, saline infusion, subcutaneous inflation, and large insertions

all of these revolve around tension/pressure. usually painful.
Her boobs were about to explode because of her massive implants. I love tension porn.
by nonobutbut March 5, 2022
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Psycho Princess Mental Tension

This is the code name for PMS one of my Irish teachers used to use. It is what he believes is an accurate description of what PMS is.
Teacher #1: ''Why did Becca leave the classroom so suddenly? Is something the matter?''
Teacher #2: *With a very heavy Irish accent* ''Oh ya know, Psycho Princess Mental Tension situation.''
Teacher #1: *With a very British accent* ''Bloody hell. Sounds like it's going to be a massacre.''
by thegamefreak543 October 31, 2017
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