Squirtinator

A man who makes all the girls squirt.

Kevin came to the christmas party, everyone was like "hey squirtinator".

Kevin makes all the girls squirt.

by Pb83 April 13, 2018

squirting snake

When a man has unprotected anal sex with a woman whom needs to shit thus compacting shit down his dick hole creating a squirting snake effect when he pulls out

Yo man me and Stacey ended Last night with a squirting snake my dick has been on fire since

by Ted kazzy April 13, 2022

Rage Squirting

Angrily and vigorously masturbating.

She dumped me and I started rage squirting to shameful pictures.

by Zaeglamesh March 12, 2014

Ninja squirtle

A stealthy shart that sneaks up on you without warning.

I was on my way to the bar when *BAM*, Ninja Squirtle attack.

by L0L0 June 9, 2015

Dirty Squirties

When you fall asleep after drinking too much and wake up with your butt cheeks glued together because you sharted in your sleep or straight shit yourself.

I had the dirty squirties this morning...

by Jrizzle83 October 20, 2018

Stop squirting September

This is the event for girls which’s Almost like no nut November, you are not allowed to squirt in any circumstances under the whole September.

Person 1: have you failed Stop squirting September yet?

Girl: yeah, it’s way to hard!

by Someone talented November 3, 2019

shitty squirter

When someone squirts shit like a stream coming out of a water hose

Bro 1: Dayum bro I should of not brought that hooker over to my house she had a shitty squirter all over my living room carpet.
Bro 2: Dayum bro that's nasty

by RealDjthesavage April 23, 2021