Guy 1: "I think I am best friends with all of them, but my football playing 'Friends' think I am a dousche and a wannabe
I like to pelt girls with snowballs and then run away to my mommy when they hit me back
I am a fat whitey in the rich suburbs, but I wear wannabe gangster hats backwards
I constantly tell jokes and do things that are obnoxious, immature, retarded, ignorant, etc. that most people think are weird
I like to brag about everyting I have and yet, my parents hardly have any money, though i pretend they do
I get terrible grades and my parents don't even care
I creep girls out by making random psycho sex noises
An entire fourth grade class signed a "bully note" about me
I pretend I'm all that and a bag of chips (which I wouldeat)
Most people hate me
I have the i.q of a 6 year old (if im lucky)
I make fun of people that are much more attractive then me
I am a fag
I am short and fat
I wish a girl or a guy (even better) would kiss me!!
I am an all around loser"
Guy 2: "You're a retard"
I like to pelt girls with snowballs and then run away to my mommy when they hit me back
I am a fat whitey in the rich suburbs, but I wear wannabe gangster hats backwards
I constantly tell jokes and do things that are obnoxious, immature, retarded, ignorant, etc. that most people think are weird
I like to brag about everyting I have and yet, my parents hardly have any money, though i pretend they do
I get terrible grades and my parents don't even care
I creep girls out by making random psycho sex noises
An entire fourth grade class signed a "bully note" about me
I pretend I'm all that and a bag of chips (which I wouldeat)
Most people hate me
I have the i.q of a 6 year old (if im lucky)
I make fun of people that are much more attractive then me
I am a fag
I am short and fat
I wish a girl or a guy (even better) would kiss me!!
I am an all around loser"
Guy 2: "You're a retard"
by girl45678493759 January 07, 2010
by not a subhuman October 13, 2009
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by Explict December 13, 2007
someone who with a social problem that hinders their ability to be smart to social issues. i.e. jokes, people, situations, games and everything else.
1. Hey, you dickhead, stop being retarded and learn to be a good person.
2. How's life when you're retarded? Got many friends?
2. How's life when you're retarded? Got many friends?
by ocptv August 01, 2008
A person who has no meaning in life exept for standing around and collecting pokemon and yu-gi-oh cards. He ususlly has never had a girlfriend and if its a girl.....no boyfriend.
EX: DUDE I JUST GOT A NEW POKEMON CARD...SWEEET
me:go home and just die man.....just die
EX:IT'S OK.....I WANT TO GO PLAY SOME CARDS...
me: you really are a retard.....oh well
me:go home and just die man.....just die
EX:IT'S OK.....I WANT TO GO PLAY SOME CARDS...
me: you really are a retard.....oh well
by Eric102395 March 03, 2009
a person who has a disability
by Teddy Gomez January 15, 2008