Lightbulb replacer

A person whose profession is to replace lightbulbs for people who are too lazy to do it themselves. It is also on of the lowest paying jobs.

My cousin never did any of his work in school, and now he is a lightbulb replacer.

by SweatyWalrus July 29, 2023

ihy(replace)

when you love someone but youre in the foenem zone so you cant say it.

ihy(replace) i dont actually hate you

by Broenem September 16, 2022

I don't chase em, I replace em

When looking for roommates, if one says no, just go on to the next one

Person 1: closed on the roommate?
Person 2: he has a lease through the end of august
Person 1: On to the next one
Person 2: I don't chase em, I replace em

by BiggieBiggieBiggie October 31, 2017

Replacement level

I had to fix it thrice! "Uuuuh... Why is Hilter black guys? Derrrrrr"

Hym "Ha! Yeah. Replacement level."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024

Replacement Babies

The first (or surviving) children you (or your spouse) have to replace you (and spouse if any) after you die.

We don't want to overpopulate the earth, so Jim and I plan on adopting after having our replacement babies, so after they murder us in cold blood, the world's population will go back to normal.

by WomanFriend August 30, 2009