irregular-quadruple-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and seven great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-quadruple-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

quadruple-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.

Quadruple-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

irregular-quadruple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and seven great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-quadruple-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

quadruple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and eight great-great-grandparents in common.

Quadruple-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

irregular-quadruple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and seven great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-quadruple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

quadruple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and eight great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Quadruple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Reverse quadruple Cthulhu position

A sex position so odd that it looks like the participants are trying to summon an ungodly monster of some sort.

Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.

"Man, I knew she was kinky, but I would never have guessed she would want to try reverse quadruple Cthulhu position."

"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."

"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."

by Ultimate_Goober November 28, 2021