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Oxygen Thief

Oxygen Thief. Term used to describe someone male or female, that is no good/worthless. Better off dead. The world is just better off without them. Their }breathing is considered theivary of oxygen from planet Earth.
It's a shame that worthless scumbag is still breathing, damn Oxygen Thief.
by Brainsick June 19, 2017
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Oxygen Thief

A person who is incompetent or a mutherfucker. It is someone who is useless to humanity and is wasting the oxygen that a normal person could be breathing, just by being alive and breathing. Originated in Australia.
Person 1: "Bob is a dickhead, he can't get anything right".
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a fucking oxygen thief".
by aurelius maximus April 13, 2013
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Oxygen Thief

Someone who claims social benefits, whilst claiming to be incapable of working.
Usually found smoking weed and drinking, might also be seen playing sports.
Oi you smelly Oxygen Thief, get a fucking job

Andrew Paul is an oxygen thief
by simples May 27, 2010
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green oxygen

Noun - slang term for money, green because of the color of American paper currency, and oxygen because you can't live without it. Used to describe money, especially when you really need it.
Rockstar: You know I got that green oxygen.
Kaity: How did you get that?
Rockstar: By doing work and getting paid!
by RockstarEmcee January 18, 2012
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oxygen thief

An elderly person who is clearly close to death but stubbornly refuses to walk towards the light. Their sole purpose seems to be the selfish depravation of others oxygen. They are only friends to plants and trees.
- I went down to the bank earlier today and couldn't move for bloody coffin dodgers drawing out their pension

- Tell me about it, my grandma's an oxygen thief, I wish she'd hurry up and die so I can get my hands on some cash
by Sam Calvert December 29, 2007
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high on oxygen

when u get high without actually smoking summing. The state i just happen to be in all the time. Also called haaapyyy (spoken in true chipmunk style)
person 1: oi was wrong wif u, u is high and we havent smoked since yesterday!!
person 2: i dunno ngeeheeeghihi i must be high on oxygen. ure head looks like a pumpkin
by ASGJKS June 29, 2004
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Oxygen Cakes

A synonym for 'Air Pie' first created by a girl named Jessicka in london, the word has since become popularised in local youth cultures and is at the moment the hottest thing around.
'Don't gimme no oxygen cakes bruv'
'nah blud, you ent givin me dem oxygen cakez'
'Brother, could you please refrain from providing me with oxygen cakes?, thanks.'
by LukeSpaffy October 28, 2006
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