Halal bean burger

a halal bean burger is a spicy bean burger which you can buy at the school canteen of hillhead high school, this 'burger' consists of deep fried spicy beans made into a patty, thats it, thats the whole burger apart from the buns. this burger is so disgusting there are ancient stories about ts it is genuinely feral and i would rather eat month old soggy cereal out of craig pitman's hairy asshole

Canteen Lady - Would you like a halal bean burger
Me - Hell no i dont want that shi twin

by halal bean burger August 10, 2025

So halal mode

When something is so halal mode duh

Someone: *says something so halal mode*
Me: “so halal mode”

by anonymous July 18, 2024

halally

to not be halal or in conduct with halal standards

pronounced halal • ee

Was the animal slaughtered halally?

by jawnyz January 26, 2023

Halal Avavah

The name of the Omniverse soulverse and celestial heavens as co created by Rachelle Habermann during 2020 to 2022 AD. This means bright light comes forth from the love of God. Rachelle was used as a part of creation and was "crucified" by the spirit and gives all of her love to God the creator and is known as the sacrosanct devine flame and is trying to heal us all with profound love and to eradicate and dissipate evil at its core. She dedicated her plan to Jesus Christ and asks that he protects her and brings her to heaven in the timeline following her final human death in which coincides with God's ultimate plan and to protect her from Lucifer and Michael and all of creation since there is a possession and power stomping problem. She requests that He has been protected from all of creation and possession as well from the very beginning and was evolved to the level which will compliment my soul as my sacrosanct devine flame love so that we may bring love to the entire celestial event. I love you and I need your assistance with Halal Avavah. Thank you and God bless us all!

Rachelle Habermann named her creation Halal Avavah and is a sacrosanct devine flame.

by Rachelle the sacrosanct flame June 4, 2022

Halal cheating

It is when a Muslim man gets a secret wife without the permission of his first wife (In Islam, polygyny is allowed). In moralistic terms, this is considered cheating, but it is considered "permissible" in Islam. Hence, you may cheat without the permission of your first wife, as long as you're doing it the halal way!

Married woman: I just learned that my husband had another wife behind my back for 12 years! I feel so crushed. Was I not enough?
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.

by Your wife's step-bro May 23, 2024

Halal dating

Halal dating isn’t really a thing because it leads into other sexual behavior which is not halal, it’s called zina and the prophet Muhammad warmed us not to get near to it before marriage, so yes and no at the same time

Person 1: can I date ur daughter the halal way by halal dating
Sheikh: I don’t know if I can trust you

Person 1: I won’t commit zina

Sheikh: halal dating almost always leads zina:)

by Huhwhadhabben September 19, 2020

halal lounge

A very good discord server you should enter in.

Woah! Halal lounge has almost 900 members!

by XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD February 21, 2021