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yorkshire banker

"He hits grannies for fun!"
"what a yorkshire banker!"
by Swirlypepper September 20, 2006
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yorkshire pudding

1.Jizzing in a chicks mouth. 2. the culmination of a blow job.
I gave Jenny a bit of the Yorkshire pudding!
by Anguished August 23, 2006
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Yorkshire Pud Knee's

A girl/boy with ugly knee's.
Mate, how fit is that girl over there?

No, she's got yorkshire pud knee's mate.

Ahh shit. I didn't see them.
by DarrenJon June 5, 2009
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Gretchen Yorkshire

A bad ass girl who is famous for her fantastic yodeling. A pussy magnet...but more of a beef pole attracter ;)
bff's with steppy vega and porsha greenhaven.
"yo de lay yo de lay yo de lay hee hoo" was very well sung by Gretchen Yorkshire.
by Jaegerbomb January 3, 2009
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Yorkshire

Verb
Pronunciation: York-shy-er
The act of orally pleasuring a male, whilst two objects of minty/menthol flavor are placed on said males' genitals (one above and one below), creating a sort of mint-phallic patty.
Daaaaayumn G! That ho gives a NICE yorkshire!
by psycholilbunny July 8, 2010
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Yorkshire

If bullshit were money. Yorkshire would be London. The male inhabitants of Yorkshire thrive on self-pity. They imagine themselves to be 'hard' and each having individually suffered more woes than Mahatma Gandhi, Mother Theresa and Jesus Christ combined in their solipsistic lifetime. In evidence to the contrary, they removed the 'scrum' for their own Northern (League) version of Rugby because it involved some actual pain and real discomfort. Nobody else in the world rates Yorkshire or Yorkshire men like themselves. To those in the wider world, who have had the misfortune to come into proximity with them, they conjure up vague images of rain, miserable 'chip on shoulder' long faces, crass loud mouthed ignorance, ukuleles, pigeon shit and cloth caps.
Northerners in general (especially those from Lancashire) favour the artist is L S Lowry, who painted scenes of northern (often industrial) misery in a quaint childlike manner.
Not much is known of Yorkshire women. It is thought that the men do not allow them to talk, under threat of domestic violence.
Yorkshire = Hell, surely. And Yorkshire men are like Satans Oompa-Loompas
by CharlieTwoLegs August 1, 2010
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Yorkshire Hot Dog

Ha! Look! Nige has his Yorkshire Hot Dog out!
by leedsutdfc123 September 3, 2010
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