I haven't got a Salomon

Reworking of the common phrase 'I haven't got a Scooby (Doo)'; meaning 'I haven't got a clue'.

In this instance, 'Salomon' refers to Chelsea striker Salomon Kalou; therefore the complete phrase would read:

"I haven't got a Salomon Kalou'.

But as with the 'Scooby' phrase, dropping the surname is the preferred usage.

A: "Do you know here C is?"
B: "No, I haven't got a Salomon"
A: "I'll ask D!"

by ReservoirDan September 23, 2009

got a Barnsley

An expression that means 'unexpected semi erection'. To have a Barnsley. Derived from when Barnsley FC unexpectedly beat Chelsea to go through to the Semi finals. Used for when one is aroused by something one would not have previously expected to be aroused by. Also used to describe an erection that has just come from nowhere.

James: Watching Susan Boyle has given me a Barnsley..

Greg: Get up Joel, we gotta get to class..
Joel: Give it a minute, I got a Barnsley

by WordWeasal May 25, 2011

they got a pill for that

A cure

Man I'm going crazy"They got a pill for that cure".

by Coachhessie March 19, 2017

I got a truck passing

Podcast slang for I have to fart

Hold on I got a pause the recording I got a truck passing.

by Tigersharkcub October 22, 2019

Bitch got a penis

This is a lyric of a mostly disliked song , Transphobic Techno by Your favorite Martian.

A: Lemme show you this song I found, it like 11 years old!
B: How does the lyrics go?
A: uh.. Bitch got a penis
B: Oh, that song, isn't it by Your favorite Martian?
A: Obviously!

by libracoffeeYT May 6, 2023

This guy's got a little more nut than sac.

A phrase used to describes a man who plays it close to the vest and is always living on the edge.

-Did you see Tom telling the teacher to piss off?
-Yeah, this guy's got a little more nut than sac.

by BigCatJG69 September 16, 2018

GotAss

(Got-Ass)

Verb

A phrase referring to the especially rare occasion in which the random word button is pressed on the Urban Dictionary webpage, and the user is greeted by the word "Ass".

"Dude, GotAss"

by TheOfficialUncle🅱oneless December 6, 2016