Goots

noun: item held in generally in a bag used to lure the opposite sex away from scum bags and to yourself.

I used my bag of goots to get the bitch away from that prick and to myself.

by Casper3720 August 29, 2021

goot

A strange looking goat!

I have a goot next door.

by plato! October 29, 2024

Goot

A Goot is a person who simps so hard it hurts

OMG LOOK AT THAT PERSON THEY ARE A GOOT FOR YUNGBLUD

by BigMichael69 August 30, 2021

GOOTS

I must not speak of him

goots

by the goot bringer February 9, 2022

goot

To go off topic / someone who always goes off topic

ex 1:
"hannah, how many times are you gonna goot before you just shut up"

ex 2:
"Wow i philip, i am such a goot today"

by swaggy420 August 17, 2014

Goot

Sharting out anal mucus

Me and my homeboys Goot in each others mouths

by Jimbone May 12, 2025

gooting

rolling up a flag (usually an American flag) and shoving it where the sun don’t shine. (:

Friend 1: Hey! You wanna go gooting? Flags are half off.
Friend 2: Sure! Just tell me where and when and i’ll be there!

by silliguy May 22, 2024