Skip to main content

Freddie_Mercury

The guy who just owned your fat ass. Why do you think you're looking up his name on UD.com??? foo'
(that's me!)
My intrests include Teamkilling (hence my alias, Rampant Teamkiller), cheating, speedhacking, door blocking, basically pissing you off.

Freddie Mercury Syndrome 

This is the definition of your existence - ‘I don’t want to die; sometimes wish I’d never been born at all’
Simran: Hi guys! All well?
Jasmine: Yes, bruh. How about you, ronka?
Ronak: A little blue today; I think I have Freddie Mercury Syndrome

Freddie Mercury Poisoning 

A slang term for AIDS. Also a word play of Freddie Mercury's name, who tragically died of AIDS.
He looks very sick, it could be Freddie Mercury Poisoning

freddie mercury tickler 

A man engaging in fellatio with a mustachioed man in such a was as to having his mustache tickling the balls. Usually accomplished by one man being held upside down by the ankles.
Tim: Did you see Rick in the bathroom
Ron: Yeah, he was totally giving a freddie mercury tickler to some dude.
Tim: Good to see to see him finally putting that mustache to good use.
freddie mercury tickler by rockanoid November 16, 2016

Freddie Mercury Poisoning 

Noun:
Slang

Freddie Mercury poisoning is a sexually transmittable contagious virus also known as HIV, that can lead to AIDS.

Freddie Mercury Poisoning is interchangeable for either HIV or AIDS.
The term is derived from the musician, lead singer of the band Queen, Freddie Mercury and his passing due to complications of having AIDS. Since HIV can become AIDS It is included in what Freddie Mercury Poisoning is.

Other related words:
Skinny, ninja, silent killer, prison plague, human immuno virus, and aquired immunodeficiency syndrome.
Man I heard Charlie Sheen got Freddie Mercury Poisoning!

Man: Doc I been feeling kinda off lately almost like I have the flu.

Doctor: Well we can run some blood tests and take a few swabs and see if anything comes from it.

-Sometime later-
Doctor: So the tests have come back and... you have Freddie Mercury Poisoning.

Man: Wait what? Freddie Mercury died of.... Ah shit!!

Freddie Mercury Poisoning 

Acting gay and looking gay while not being gay.
Person A: Yo, is he gay?
Person B: No he has Freddie Mercury poisoning?