Dilbert

A retarded mop that gives you a back ache when you use it. When you say it, you must say it as though you were menatlly retarded.

Hey Tori, I was using Dilbert and he made me want to shoot myself.

Whose Dilbert?

That retarded dollar store mop!

by Ashley and Tori May 29, 2007

dilburt

another word for idiot

you're such a dilburt

by LolitaBugg August 30, 2005

Dilback

Means a gentleman having a penis on your back and eventually in the same gentleman's ass. The phrase is referencing a dildo (dil) as the penis.

You are a total "Dilback" ie you are a total buttfuck or homosexual.

by Dilback August 29, 2009

Dilberthead

A term used by Mr. Sharber to tell his employees/coworkers how disappointed he is with them.

That guy is such a dilberthead.

by Sniipes February 16, 2018

DilBro

A close friend that you use for sex when you’re horny

This is Steve, my DilBro

by Gsnaksbsbal August 5, 2018

Dilbrat

A cross between a numb skull and a little shit.

What's wrong with you now you now, Dilbrat?

by Urban this! December 21, 2019

Dilbert

A god in Gang Beasts and life. Who some say is controlled by the elusive Skydoesminecraft (Adam).

"Dilbert is the champion."

LONG LIVE THE KING

by CryptidKor4 August 17, 2021