Brown baby beej

When someone has a perfect cylindrical shit that they call “ a brown baby” and the lassie eats your ass and sucks it like a dick.... brown baby beej
“Mary, I have a serious shit coming, fancy giving me a brown baby beej?”
by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 10, 2020
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Beej Queen

Typically an extremely trashy blond female who's only purpose is to give head. Many can be ordered from third world countries or Johnson County. Multiple males often share one beej queen. Beej queens are inter-changable and can often be traded between their male counterparts.
I'm hurtin' for a squirtin'... You have to get yourself a beej queen dude.
by tsextown August 05, 2010
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