A term usually given to normal members of the public who find it amusing or funny to imitate police cars by attaching some form of beacon to their car in the hope of making people believe they are in fact the police. Often this hobby (as some people make it) takes place at night, to add to the illusion of the beacon.
Driver: 'Hey who's that behind us? They've got a blue light flashing, should I pull over'
Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.
Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.
by northlondon93 October 09, 2011
Also called a kidney stone, the beacon is a multi sided sphere around the size of a basket ball which another person touches
by Afreshsoda May 25, 2021
Hym "Then he's just more evidence I'm right! Just goes to show how far the fat cock will carry you. Create A.I. literally? Nothing! Have a fat cock? Fuck all the actresses!"
Destiny "Et's probably both nebulous and his personality bro! Becuase everything is nebulous and internal locus of control bro!"
Hym "You... You get the fuck out of here... I have something for your 'internal locus of control Peterson sphere bullshit..... Ok.. So, your 'beacon of hope' is likely nothing more than a fat-cocked poll-vault. This idiot using his fat-cock to launch himself to greater and greater heights."
Destiny "Et's probably both nebulous and his personality bro! Becuase everything is nebulous and internal locus of control bro!"
Hym "You... You get the fuck out of here... I have something for your 'internal locus of control Peterson sphere bullshit..... Ok.. So, your 'beacon of hope' is likely nothing more than a fat-cocked poll-vault. This idiot using his fat-cock to launch himself to greater and greater heights."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2024
Beacon, New York before it was completely gentrified and the generations of families who grew up there were priced out of the city.
Remember when no one wanted to go to Old Beacon?
Remember when kids from other high schools would say “Ohhh, you’re from Beacon?”
Remember when kids from other high schools would say “Ohhh, you’re from Beacon?”
by Vdubsforeal February 14, 2023
by bootyscratcher69 April 06, 2021
1. That sexy guy who's sort of weird, yet kind and has a really huge d*ck. Haha yeah...
2. The light of your life, an absolutely stunning person. You instantly fall head over hills for them, either that or they're so attractive that you always wanna f*ck em’.
2. The light of your life, an absolutely stunning person. You instantly fall head over hills for them, either that or they're so attractive that you always wanna f*ck em’.
by SingaLewdle February 06, 2021
Another term for beautiful breasts. Much like headlights however when dick beacons are present all penises become erect. Hence the beacon calling out and they answer.
Guy 1: How did the presentation go?
Guy 2: Not good. The instructor had the Dock Beacons showing and I had a pitched tent the whole time and couldn't hide it.
Guy 1: Yeah man her dick beacons are weapons of mass seduction.
Guy 2: Not good. The instructor had the Dock Beacons showing and I had a pitched tent the whole time and couldn't hide it.
Guy 1: Yeah man her dick beacons are weapons of mass seduction.
by Noremac1981 December 08, 2020