yestermer

Canadian term for yesterday when referring to a Wednesday in Oregon, OH

Yestermer we discussed some changes.

by midagegeek July 20, 2017

Yesn’t

N*

Do you want to go out with me?
- lol yesn’t
*dies*

by RubenTheToad June 9, 2018

Yent

Yent simultaneously means:

- “yes” or used to give an affirmative response
And
- I’m lowkey extremely homosexual

Dave - “Do you want to go to the nets?”
Simp- “yent”

by LordOfSwing January 27, 2020

happy yesterbirthday

This is said when you forgot to tell a person happy birthday, and only remember the day after.

Bill: I had a great birthday yesterday...
Fred: Shit! Happy Yesterbirthday!
Bill: Yeh...thanks.

by nFuriate May 10, 2008

yenta claus

An older and very small jewish lady. I heard she looks like Dr Ruth. Maybe it is Dr Ruth dressed in a blue elf outfit? Any way, I heard sneeks around giving toys to the kids Santa forgets or isn't allowed to give toys to because someone, who never ask us kids first if that was OK or not, won't let him come to our houses because we are jewish. Is that true? Is there a Yenta Claus?

"Here comes Yenta Claus, here comes Yenta Claus driving down Yenta Claus Lane..........."

"Oy, what Joy! Yenta Claus is coming to town!"

"Yes Virginia, there really is a Yenta Claus"

by MerryLou_97 September 15, 2006

yesterfore

–adverb
1. on the day preceding yesterday.
2. a short time ago: Yesterfore your money went further.
–noun
3. the day preceding yesterday.
4. time in the immediate past.
–adjective
5. belonging or pertaining to the day before or to a time in the immediate past: yesterfore morning.

Lola: This meat looks bad, when did you buy it?
Elliott: I bought it yesterfore, so it should still be fine.

by Elijah Pack June 30, 2007

yesterday

When someone tries to make their incompetence your problem by demanding the impossible. When asked when they need something done they respond with "yesterday." This response generally baffles the questioner because it is impossible, inconsiderate, annoying, pompous, and lame.

Bill: When do you need this project finished?
Steve: (matter of factly) Yesterday.
Bill: (thinking) What a lazy, pompous, piece of sh*t a-hole.

by dalaillama April 15, 2010