crack your ass

To ream the person to which you speak.

I'm gonna whoop out the daddy dick and crack your ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

hold your ass

(verb) - - hold on; wait; be patient

john- everyone is ready to go!

jane- hold your ass

by John Cougar Rhino Banga and Old Rhino Banga February 9, 2008

take your ass on!

Nothing to see here! Keep moving!

Bitch take your ass on! What are you staring at?!

by Sharell September 22, 2005

It's up your ass

Something you say for a joke.

Your friend where is it?
it's up your ass!

by It's up your ass! September 26, 2018

shit in your ass

When somebody is being a mongoloided cunt, they can be referred to as having “shit in their ass” because mongoloids commonly forget to wipe their asses after they shit so you are basically calling them retarded.

Riley: you should take glacial augment on Darius because the slow helps him avoid being kited.
Maute: shut up Riley you have shit in your ass

by IMadeAnExplanationForAWord January 31, 2018

go to your ass

The act of beating the hell out of somebody in a fight

If you fuck me over one more time i sware to God im gunna go to your ass

by Anthony1567 November 24, 2011

fistify your ass

to put a fist in... well your ass.

p1) you wanna gimme a dollar?
p2) you want me to fistify your ass right now?!

by Shea December 11, 2003