take you uptown

A hidden reference in many male-singer country music songs: when the male protagonist of the musical work is accompanied by a willing and ready fertile female in the vehicle with him, in which case that sexual intercourse will occur at the first opportune moment.

"We′ll take you uptown tomorrow
I′ll make it a night you won't forget
And if I have to beg or borrow
We′re gonna be side by side tomorrow night"

"Might have a little dirt on my boots
But I'll take you uptown tonight
Might have a little mud on my wheels
But they're gonna shine with you up inside"

by Crypto-metaphor July 29, 2023

the uptown lowdown

Its either a sweet dance or a term for fucking

jerry: Hey Phil I heard my parents doing the uptown lowdown last night
Phil: well which uptown lowdown were they doing?
Jerry: how am I supposed to know they sound about the same

by (insert-name-here) February 22, 2021

Uptown riders

A shitty gta Mc

Uptown riders are free kills

by Whosagewho April 27, 2021

Uptown

In the town above or below you

Did you hear about uptown?

by $Mik73 May 2, 2022

Uptown Cincinnati

Newly popular geographic region of Cincinnati that includes many of the hoods north of city limits.

Includes but is not limited to: North College Hill, Mount Healthy, Springfield Township, Finneytown, Seven Hills, Forest Park, Springdale, Lockland, Sharonville, Woodlawn, Lincoln Heights, and several others.

Cincinnati is mostly divided into a east side and west side, but Uptown Cincinnati is a completely separate part of the city.

It's affordable, diverse, and has its own style and swagger.

by Uptown Legend July 21, 2021

Uptown

To slam someone.

I was fighting this tall guy so I had to take him uptown.

by YoungMoneyFamous June 13, 2023