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Turkish Saturday

A little known hangover remedy consisting of Turkish coffee and heavy cream mixed with spirits (preferrably a trace amount of vodka). Generally consumed the morning after.
I was feeling like crap the next day until my buddy mixed me up a Turkish Saturday.
by Fausto55 November 24, 2009
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Turkish Brainfreeze

When a girl is giving you a blow job, after you jizz in her mouth you throw some pepper under her nose. The pepper will make her sneeze and semen will enter her nasal cavity, thus giving her a Turkish Brainfreeze.
Dude 1: Hey man do you have any pepper? Sharon wants to try the Turkish Brainfreeze tonight!
Dude 2: What? Damn Stacy won't even consider the Turkish Brainfreeze! You're so lucky!
by Fleetafoot October 21, 2012
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Turkish Face Mask

Turkish face mask is the act of placing ones' scrotum on another's face, situating a testicle in each eye socket and laying the shaft of the penis over ones' nose.

Also known as: Arabian Gas Mask
Example 1:

Zach: "Hey, why is there, what appears to be, a pubic hair in my eye lashes?"
Rebecca: "Well Zach, I warned you not to drink so much at Claire's last night. You passed out and Cam took the T-bagging to a whole new level and gave you a Turkish Face Mask... Hence the pube in your eyelash. "

Example 2:
Devon: "How did your date go last night Brandon?"
Brandon: "Well, let's just say that girl was a freak!"
Devon: "Details! I need details!"
Brandon: "The girls a superfreak, after I was dropping loads down her throat hole, she requested me to Turkish Face Mask her... I had never heard of that until last night."
by Car1osTheJacka1 February 24, 2015
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Turkish nectar

The juice that preludes the semen from a Turkish Penis. Tastes sweet and tangy...
Man Yavuz your turkish nectar is great!
by Orbama November 17, 2016
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turkish

a citizen who lives in Turkey.
Very kind and helpful person. They have the city Istanbul, which is one of the best cities in Europe.
Contrary to belief, their understanding and life sytles are very modern and appropriate for Europe. Of course, there can be less civilized ones but cannot be generalized and also this is possible in US and Europe.
I lived in Turkey for five years and made many Turkish friends.
by advisor February 2, 2005
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Turkish Prison Riot

The subsequent chaos that ensues when an individual turns the lights on and off repeatedly in a mens locker room. Especially chaotic after a gym class or hot day.
I leaned up against the light switch and accidentally started a turkish prison riot again.
by Hardun tucker February 18, 2018
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TURKISH VIBES

The Cheetahh discord helper known as “Zonkus”, but he lets Iulo call him bestie because they are very close friends.
“Bro, Rat- I mean Ray, define Turkish vibes”

Ray: “ZoNkUs is Turkish
by iulo :) November 8, 2020
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