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World cup

The world cup is something you win in soccer its the biggest thing you can ever win
by boshkaly bong bong December 7, 2023
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world cup

a piece of shit tournament that shouldn't even have ever been allowed to be created.

I LOVE YOU GARETH SOUTHGATE
person 1. hey, did you watch the world cup this year?

person 2: yeah, was hoping england would win it for big gaz (gareth southgate).

person 3: same. fuck off croatia mate.

person 4: for the first time i'm happy the french won this, just to stop croatia winning.
by ya mams a hoe July 16, 2018
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Around the World Cup

Is when a male is jerking off and reaches around one of his legs and continues to finish.
Phil was going crazy when I walked into the room and when he realized that I seen him he went around the World Cup. My life is never going to be the same.
by TruthHasIt October 29, 2014
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What colour is your World Cup?

a way to reply to toxic Ronaldo fans or Messi haters.
"Bro Messi sucks, Ronaldo is the goat"

"What colour is your World Cup?"
by oow nedyah February 8, 2023
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Moral World Cup

The Moral World Cup is an award given to international cricket frauds, England. They have won this award every year except for 1932-1933, when they used dangerous tactic Bodyline to stop GOAT batsman, Sir Donald Bradman. The name for this award comes from the 2023 Ashes, when World Class fraud Johnny Bairstow left his crease and got stumped by Alex Carey fair and square. Since then England complain about the spirit of cricket, despite World Class English ghost Stuart Broad smashing it to Michael Clarke at first slip and not walking in 2013.

Other characteristics include losing constantly to six time World Cup winners Australia (in all formats), inability to retain the Ashes, winning a fraudulent World Cup final in 2019 (New Zealand are the actual winners), constantly complaining about the spirit of the game and making lame excuses for their poor performances in the 2023 World Cup, (despite Australia playing WTC, Ashes and CWC). England are truly finished but are the only team to ever win the Moral World Cup.
Guy 1: England are so finished, they lost to the sheep farmers, Afghanistan
Guy 2: At least they won the Moral World Cup
by realistpenduhater November 29, 2023
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