neopolitan complex

Whether due to the fact that one with this condition inhabit territories north of the Mason Dixon, or simply is opinionated and cold blooded. One with a Neopolitan Complex prefers the order of a redhead, a blonde, and then a brunette when it comes to order of flavor. Those with a Neopolitan Complex will not deviate from this algorithm. So much to the fact that if the carpet does not match the drapes, they will immediately abstain and wait for the next flavor to come full circle.

Thor has such a Neopolitan Complex, he was with Ruby on Monday, Brooke on Tuesday, and when Brooke and Ruby came back together on Wednesday for a threesome, he passed and said “I’m good for now”.

by klosiN May 1, 2018

neopolitan super glasing

3 Guys, a Black, a white, and an asian, all ejaculating on one female

me and my bois just got done neopolitan super glasing petricia

by memerino October 7, 2016

Neopolitan panties

When a girls panties contain the the ultimate skidmark - a disgusting trifecta of period blood (strawberry), yeast infection fluids (vanilla) and shit (chocolate).

"Hey bro, if your girl ever gets Neopolitan panties, don't ever go down if you see the red, white & brown!"

by MoodyBooty May 20, 2025

Neopolitan

When you are on your period and go to the toilet for a piss and a shit and then wipe. The colors of the Neopolitan lay on your tissue

Just went to the toilet and had a full-blown Neopolitan wipe

by peachyorange March 4, 2022

Neopolitan style

Rainbowkiss but with the addition of shit from the womans asshole

Jimmy and i tried the neopolitan style, dont recommend

by Grofti February 21, 2024

Neopolitan Pussy

Black Pussy; you know it looks like Neapolitan ice cream

Latanya: Ew, you like Neapolitan pussy.

DJ Quick: I love Neopolitan pussy !
Lashawn: excuse me

Ruben Studdard: I’m sorry

by Boté June 14, 2019