Neopolitan Ice Cream

The act of being a petite white girl being fucked in the vagina by a big black guy and fucked in the mouth by a sunburnt midget and their cum meeting in the middle of you

Wow, i got Neopolitan Ice Cream'd last night

by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022

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French Neopolitan

When a mixture of menstrual blood, urine and feces are combined and butt chugged by either partner.

Every anniversary Jeannette gives Jean Claude a French Neopolitan for his night cap.

by pooscado June 30, 2025

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Gentleman's version of the Cretin's "Shocka". Where in a dandy fellow takes his (or her) freshly manicured digits, inserts two in a lady's Flower and one into her Eye of Horus. The then proceeds to row and joust about with precision and rhythm until the Belladonna has reached a moment of ecstasy.

Also the name of a Guns of Boom veteran Player# 33073105 who will gladly apply such methods to your player; minus the flower, and with a mother fucking shotgun.

Bring it,noob.

OMFG, you just got the Neopolitan Love Fist, with a God Damn Blunderbuss.

You brought this on yourself.

by Chony Baloney March 15, 2018

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Neopolitan panties

When a girls panties contain the the ultimate skidmark - a disgusting trifecta of period blood (strawberry), yeast infection fluids (vanilla) and shit (chocolate).

"Hey bro, if your girl ever gets Neopolitan panties, don't ever go down if you see the red, white & brown!"

by MoodyBooty May 20, 2025

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