Whether due to the fact that one with this condition inhabit territories north of the Mason Dixon, or simply is opinionated and cold blooded. One with a Neopolitan Complex prefers the order of a redhead, a blonde, and then a brunette when it comes to order of flavor. Those with a Neopolitan Complex will not deviate from this algorithm. So much to the fact that if the carpet does not match the drapes, they will immediately abstain and wait for the next flavor to come full circle.
Thor has such a Neopolitan Complex, he was with Ruby on Monday, Brooke on Tuesday, and when Brooke and Ruby came back together on Wednesday for a threesome, he passed and said “I’m good for now”.
by klosiN May 1, 2018

by memerino October 7, 2016

When a girls panties contain the the ultimate skidmark - a disgusting trifecta of period blood (strawberry), yeast infection fluids (vanilla) and shit (chocolate).
"Hey bro, if your girl ever gets Neopolitan panties, don't ever go down if you see the red, white & brown!"
by MoodyBooty May 20, 2025

When you are on your period and go to the toilet for a piss and a shit and then wipe. The colors of the Neopolitan lay on your tissue
by peachyorange March 4, 2022

by Grofti February 21, 2024

Latanya: Ew, you like Neapolitan pussy.
DJ Quick: I love Neopolitan pussy !
Lashawn: excuse me
Ruben Studdard: I’m sorry
DJ Quick: I love Neopolitan pussy !
Lashawn: excuse me
Ruben Studdard: I’m sorry
by Boté June 14, 2019
