Kentucky Thumb

What to do if your .50 caliber rifle explodes and puts a thumb sized hole in your chest

Putting your thumb in another hole where your thumb fits

Me: "Kentucky ballistics' .50 blew up the other day and put a hole in his chest"
Friend: "Did he give himself the Kentucky thumb?"

by Cheesewheeloffortune May 20, 2021

kentucky thumb

A sex sexual act in which, while taking a woman in the curly Q position you slip a thumb into the back door

Me and my girl were going at it when I gave her the ole Kentucky thumb

by Kentuckyboy1776 May 20, 2021

kentucky thumb

the act of putting your thumb into a hole... (especially the ones bleeding a lot)

"boiiii, imma put a kentucky thumb in her butt tonight"

by TheSaiyan May 20, 2021

Kentucky thumb

The act of penetration with the thumb. Similar to the act of plugging a hole in your neck with said thumb. The most badass thing a man can do.

Dude I gave her that Kentucky thumb last night she was howling.

by Soul0rison May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

The act of sticking your thumb in you girls asshole and then shouting you wont bleed out

Me: I gave my girl the Kentucky Thumb last night.
Friend: Wish my girl would let me do that

by Itz_Rev May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

When your girl is bleeding from her lady bits and you stop the bleeding with your thumb.

She was having a monster period so I gave her the Kentucky Thumb

by AlmightyWam May 20, 2021

kentucky thumb

The process of sticking your thumb in a wound from shooting a 50 Caliber SLAP round and it horribly wrong or sticking your fattest thumb in someone for sexual pleasure.

“Scott almost died from that hole in his neck! Good thing he had that Kentucky Thumb”

by DSarge May 20, 2021