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nigger technology

Dubbed first in the show "The Boondocks"
It is any technological system that isn't actually advanced and is useless.
Nigger Technology, as discussed in the show.
'Rummy'(voiced over by Samuel L. Jackson) argues with Wuncler (voiced over by Charlie Murphy)
Gin Rummy: Let's go, Ed.
Wuncler III: Hold up, my nigga. Hold up.
Gin Rummy: Go time, nigga! Let's go!
Wuncler III: I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces
Gin Rummy: Man, I don't get that.
Wuncler III: What?
Gin Rummy: That "texting" shit.
Wuncler III: What's wrong with texting?
Gin Rummy: Oh, you mean other than the fact that it's the stupidest fucking thing in the world? Who in their right mind would spend fifteen minutes trying to type some shit they could have called and said in five seconds? Plus, it involves typing with your thumbs, which I just don't approve of. I don't know about you, but I don't have time to read something that a motherfucker typed with his thumbs. Fun Fact: Nothing typed by somebody's thumbs has ever been important. It's all just nigga technology, anyway.
Wuncler III: What'd you call it?
Gin Rummy: Nigga Technology. Technology for niggas, and don't start trippin' and shit, calling me a racist, because I don't mean "nigga" in a disrespectful way. I mean it as a general term for an ignorant motherfucker. Anybody, of any race, can be an ignorant motherfucker.
Wuncler III: Shit, I be texting my ass of. Shit, bitches like texting. I be texting 'em all the time. Matter of fact, I also be texting my weed man, too, cause, you know, he don't like to be on the phone, so I text him.
Gin Rummy: ...Case in point.
by Rajwuncler April 8, 2006
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SBL Technology

SBL technology is "Sexy Blue Light" technology. Made famous by the Samsung electronics company for using it on many of their TV's and appliances.
Have you seen the new blue LED lights inside my computer tower? I love SBL technology!
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toungue technology

A famous line by suga aka agust d in his song agust d
"ill take listeners to hongkong with my toungue technology" -min yoongi 2016
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A technology nut

Someone who must have the newest stuff right now!
Ed is a Technology nut because he just got a new PC last year but now he want a new one this year because it's better!
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Pulling Back The Foreskin Of Technology

Doing work or research that is so cutting edge, so far beyond "outside-the-box", that it makes you uncomfortable and excited in equal measure that you just cannot wait to show it off to your friends/peers. Also abbreviated to P.B.T.F.O.T.
Martin Bundle to Christian Horner...

Damn, it looks like Red Bull have made another championship winning F1 car again this year!

Christian Horner to the BBC and the worlds media...

Yeah, Adrian Newey has been busy all winter Pulling Back The Foreskin Of Technology on that one hasn't he!
by Jiro2010 October 22, 2011
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woah technology

A quote by YouTuber YandereDev. The phrase is often used in YouTube video comments to convey a feeling of awe or excitement, or to sarcastically mock poorly designed video game elements.
When I first saw this, it blew my mind! I was like, ‘woah technology’!
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Time Lord Technology

Anything that seems to be bigger on the inside. Ref: The Doctor's TARDIS, which, while from the outside looks to be a simple phone box, actually is a time-and-space-traveling ship which includes but is not limited to a control room, a wardrobe room and a swimming pool.
Guy, watching incredulously as a Girl rummages in purse, digging out a wallet, a book, two tubes of lipstick, several hair accessories and a phone: "All that stuff fit in your tiny pocketbook?"

Girl: "Yeah. Time Lord Technology"

Guy: "Oh right...bigger on the inside"
by Veranda Collingwood January 4, 2011
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