Tessa-Tess of Tescos

Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.

"Do you see that girl?"
"Damn shes fit, must be a tessa-tess of tescos!"

by dannywillcocks_11111111 May 29, 2022

Tesco

basically just the uk's walmart

"Could you please pop down to Tesco, luv?"

by squid sharts October 17, 2019

Benders at Tescos

They are an upcoming group of batty men who love to bend down outside of tescos. Tescos is a cool place in england where all the bri'ish people buy their bo'lls of wa'er and their bu'er you get me famalam

"Hey! Have you seen the Benders at Tescos?! They are so batty!"
"oh, i thought it was Giant Freeze "

by anonymous December 30, 2020

a tesco bag

a great ol tesco bag that is brilliant for using but not to be thrown away

i love a tesco bag

by l0vinq September 19, 2021

Uncle tesco

Male equivalent to aunt flo. Visits post puberty males monthly, symptoms include abdominal cramps, bloating, mood swings (especially anger) , and fatigue.

I think he's in his time of the month. Uncle tesco is visiting him.

by Bildad the shuite April 29, 2025